So, you lucky people, well, those of you who aren’t working until Monday and are getting ready for Glastonbury and the weekend’s musical, chemical and pastoral events.

As an old-timer of the Stonehenge festival before the Battle of the Beanfield and Plod’s destruction of family homes, Glastonbury sounds a bit like gastro-pub to me, with a similarly bland diet.

However, if you are off to the festival, make sure you wear one of these Pac-Man ponchos… you’ll be the talk of pillock, er sorry, I mean Pilton.